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Henry VIII and Elizabeth Taylor, who between them had fourteen spouses, would have had quite a few headaches planning their weddings. It would be the A-obvious I wear the white for my marriage to Eddie Fisher? After all, even though this is my fourth wedding I am only 27 and white looks magnificent on me! And A less clear-Should invite all my ex ex ex wives' relatives to the wedding? In fact, if truth be known, has always been more IÂ've friends with them, than hers.
But the biggest dilemma for all couples, whether married for the first time, or the eighth, is the choice of a honeymoon. That special place to be a source of wonder and conversation for years to come a-possibly forever!
Some people swear that surprises the bride is one of the best beginning for a perfect honeymoon. But only if the couple has the same expectations of what a perfect honeymoon is – women say they were surprised, but I impressed.
Then there are the couples that choose a place because it promises constant activity or no activity at all. Once again, only works if both spouses are lethargic or active.
A trip abroad sounds most romantic couples, especially those who have never traveled before. Those who have, complain of the unexpected delays, lost luggage, the constant search for trains, buses and taxis and expenditure of money that is rife in its initial budget. All of which brings a level of stress that some couples are not aware of, and would avoid if they did.
Then there are special resorts that cater almost exclusively to the honeymoon market. In particular, these islands are romantic promise anything, but eating, drinking and dancing in the day. Sounds great, if both parties want to do three things together. But what if one partner is in the dance, while others say canÂ't one foot to another? And one partner likes a glass of wine with a meal, while the other wants two or three drinks before dinner? Worse, what if the island is so small that the only place where you can eat in the hotel and all meals costs an arm and a leg?
So how you can have a stifling heat of a honeymoon?
First, if the honeymoon should be a weekend or a fortnight, it is desirable that both partners want the same, if this becomes a journey of adventure and discovery, or relaxing in a hammock.
Secondly, money should never be a problem in a honeymoon. A bizarre weekend is preferably a cheap week.
Thirdly, a honeymoon does not take place immediately after the wedding, especially if there are additional responsibilities, such as children from another marriage to consider. Maybe a few months later, when the new family has shaken himself in a certain order, a honeymoon will be much more a matter of relaxing immediately after the wedding.
And, of course, if youÂ've blown all his money on the wedding of an earth shaking, nothing that prevents you from spending a week or two alone at home, after having told everyone that he will disappear.
Take the phone off the hook and start meeting each other again.
Vlady Peters is an Australian Civil Marriage Celebrant authorised to perform marriages in Australia. She also perform general ceremonies such as Baby Naming, Renewal of Vows and Commitment Ceremonies. To learn more about her as a celebrant and an author visit vlady at http://www.weddings-celebrant.com
